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Cost: 1000 GP || / /¨|¨|¨\ \ | || SWORD level up! || \_ \_|_|_/ _/=| || Salamando's Stove March Issue Addendum: || / ¨=_______=¨ \ || || |_ ¨¨¨¨¨ _| || Review: Wesley Girl 14. || ( ¨==_//¨¨/\\_--¨ ) || || |¨...||(=O||_==¨| \`._________________________________________________.'/ //¨¨\\\__\// / `---------------------------------------------------¨ ||//__ ¨¨¨¨¨__\\ http://redrival.com/salamando/ \\ ¨¨¨¨¨/\ `\¨| /\ \¨\ /¨/ /\ \¨\ ||`|--. ... // .==. \\ //\\ || //\\ | \ / | //\\ | \ || ||¨\\ //¨\\ //¨¨\\ \\ ||__|| || ||__|| ||\\//|| ||__|| ||\\ || || || || || \`--. __ || ||--|| || ||--|| |#### |#####-||###| \#| |# ##### || _`¨¨.\ \\__// || || ||__/ || || #| || #| |# ||# #| |#_/# \\_// \\__// ---- -- -- ----- -- -- -### -- #- -# --# #- -#- ### --- `--¨ # # # # # # # #### # ### # ##### ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Review: Wesley Girl 14 ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Disclaimer (WrexSoul): Evk, being the consumate dumbass that he is, played this game and thought in all his naivete that it was a real game. This doesn't make anything he says any less valid, but still, to think he actually confused this with an actual produced, released game and not some cheap hack someone slapped together. Sad, sad, person. Well at any rate, now that we've all had a big laugh@him lol hehe fag jk, let's get on with it. HA, a real game. Before we get started, the screenshots here have nudity. Therefore, if you're in the army and looking at porn will get you kicked out, I recommend you don't view this page. I don't know why I let Evk do this, I'm pretty sure it was just an excuse for him to post hentai. What a goober. Too late to stop him now. Also, boobs apparently lead to the breakdown of civilization, so if you are about to be sacked by Germans, you can always blame us. Also, this is the first members-only feature. Huzzah! Basically, because it has tits in it. Also, I'm going to tell you how to kill the president with a bomb. (note to those with no humor: joke) That's enough disclaimer. Let's do this thing. Okay. ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Today I'm reviewing Welesy Girl 14, not to be confused with the vastly diffrent Welesy Girl 13 or 15. This is not really a game so much as a bunch of hentai pictures slapped together. You push buttons, you look at diffrent hentai images. Wow. The really sad thing is that this 'game' is more fun to 'play' than some horrible games I have. No, really. I promise you you will derive more enjoyment out of looking at the various bared tits and trying to figure out what's going on and giving advice to the women ("If you don't want to be embarrased, keep your shirt on") than you will playing horrible games like Batman Returns. Of course, if you don't have a sense of humor or aren't attracted to chicks, then you probably won't enjoy this. In case you're still reading this and havn't skipped down to the screenshot section allready, let me tell you that the actual picture quality is not bad. This rom did'nt fall victim to the usual disease of "Let's use four colors", so most pictures come out looking pretty good. There are, of course, exceptions. This rom also dosn't have any of the more disgusting features (no tentacles, no chicks with dicks, and nobody dies). ___________________________________________________________________________ Screenshots ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ I'll leave what she's doing here up to your imagination http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/wg/01.png "Are you sure this is how Neve Campbell got started?" http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/wg/02.png "See with your eyes, not with your hands!" http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/wg/03.png Where'd all that water come from? http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/wg/04.png Is she angry because her dress is ripped, or is her dress ripped because she's angry? http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/wg/05.png If you're gonna be embarrased, mabye you should keep your shirt on http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/wg/06.png That's a LOT of hair http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/wg/07.png "YOU CALL THIS RAMEN!?" http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/wg/08.png "You can tell me - is it genital herpes?" http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/wg/09.png Over here, lady! http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/wg/10.png That's a lot of spit http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/wg/11.png ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Contact Information ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ WrexSoul http://salamando.2y.net/misc/wrexsoul.html pfrancks@ionet.net ICQ: 902240 AIM: WrexSoulll (usually inactive) \/. vvv Evk X Damascus http://salamando.2y.net/misc/evk.html Evk_D@hotmail.com ICQ: 11029633 AIM: ArchEvk (always inactive, unless @ skool) Rotting in the Gulag