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What You Say, Salamando!? Recent Work on the Stove Salamando Hosting Frenzy! Summer is Here! Well, Soon. We Need a Video Game Portal What Happened to the Comics?! Problems With Advanced Page Stuff Where Have All the Hits Gone? II. Bonus Material Bubble Bobble Dance Mix Hate Mail Rojimbo Rampage Roll Nude Games we Don't Miss III. Up and Coming IV. Interaction Even More Madness More Stuff We're Looking For Darling, I Smell Your Blood! V. Feedback dback ack ck k Contact Information I DON'T JUST GIVE AWAY FLIPPERS VI. Please Take This Little Sprite Don't Hunt the Faerie ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ I. What You Say, Salamando!? ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Gyeah, where did this month go?! Literally I do not remember it at all, and it seems to me like I just wrote the last newsletter but a while ago. And now I'm having to write one again! How crazy is that? Well, at any rate, since it's that time again, let's get underway. A lot has been posted last month, probably our busiest month ever. We actually had 10 articles in the last month, and several features! This is just incredible. Unfortunately, it's also leading to some problems. Such are neglect flowing over to other areas, like comics, planned features, and rampant chocobo-sex. Okay, we still make time for the chocobos, but it's just not the same, you know? Also, other things I swore I'd work on have been passed over for such trivial things as sleep, class, Castlevania, etc. Well, regardless of what I may do, I really do want to get a lot of these things finished. I think I'll put a list later in the newsletter so you can see and laugh and just wonder what I'm talking about. But all that aside, it was actually a good month. Got a lot submitted from outside people, and quite a bit done by us 'in-side' folkses as well. If we keep this up, we may actually... get... um... actually the only thing I can see happening soon is running out of space. Of course, I'm going to bitch about that later. But it has led me to think... Salamando's Stove is the only page out there I've seen (because that's a surefire way to avoid inconsistancies) that is driven by user-submitted content! I think that's cool, but of course I do have standards. It's just there are a lot of talented writers out there who write on a variety of subjects I've not experienced... After all, I don't play every new game on the market! I know it's a shock, but I don't have limitless amounts of time and pockets full of cash, so most games elude me! That's why it's great that people who have played the game can give me humerous insight into these games. Also articles I wouldn't be able to write myself. On an unrelated note- Salamando does NOT cheat at Blackjack. I've rambled enough, let's get this underway. ___________________________________________________________________________ Future Features/Articles - WrexSoul ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ I've been toiling over a large list of things I could possibly do for the Stove. While there are a lot of things that are abundant and easy (review old games, rant about new ones), they're only passingly interesting in the big picture. I've come up with a bunch that I can work on, and it'd help if I got some feedback on which would be interesting to you all. One thing of note though, anything you see on the cover of the magazine (except the 3 page blowout) I plan on doing at some point. Unfortunately, I have a lot lined up so it could be a while. Well, if you have any other suggestions, feel free to send them in. Even better, if you can follow through with the suggestions yourself, you may as well write it for the stove (see the section on helping with the Stove). If not, you can start your own video game webpage. I won't stop you, and neither will my Ranma watch. ___________________________________________________________________________ Salamando Hosting Frenzy - WrexSoul ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Okay we have had quite a problem with Salamando's Stove as far as hosting it in the past. So the next few bytes will be spent documenting a timeline of shit we have had to deal with. I don't remember the date so I'll just put it in chronological order. Hey, why don't you just back up off me? 1. Salamando's Stove inexplicably disappears from XOOM. We think it's because I put up a script to avoid the XOOMBar, later find it's not. 2. Salamando's Stove disappears again, we start looking for alternative hosting. Unfortunately how can you compare with unlimited space? Well, unfortunately Evk's Art Page gets scrapped. 3. Get Freeservers, and several other 'free' homepage server accounts set up, and I find out they move ungodly slow. I eventually give up. 4. Try for redrival.com, but they have repeated server errors on signups. Eventually get an account. Note that it had a three day waiting period, kinda like buying a gun. 5. Get email from abuse@redrival.com. It turns out that someone didn't like one of the comics we had on our server- but not on the page. We put two + two together and find these very anal and petty individuals also caused (note above) the previous two discontinuations of service. 6. We get well over 150 comics, plus all the features, and we start running out of HD space on Redrival... Ooops. I try to compensate by putting comics on a different server to limited success. 7. Looking for domain hosting, finding very few options. 8. Asking several people to host it on their computers, no success. 9. Get salamando.net at namezero.com. 10. Finally Evk breaks down and hosts it on his computer. Huzzah Okay that's all. Note that it has sucked as far as looking for space is concerned. Maybe some day we'll put up a picture of Salamando's Host computer. ___________________________________________________________________________ Summer is here! Well, soon -Evk ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Spring is almost over. I'm allready out of school, and soon WrexSoul will be, and dammit, you care. The reason is that once we're no longer bound by the crappy confines of school our creative energies will be unleased in a gay firestorm of creativity the likes of which havn't been seen since... well, uh, last summer. Anyway, this will be the Stove's first full summer (and it won't be marred by crap like our first one was). Also don't forget the Stove's birthday, which is sometime in August. We should do something for it, and we might, but it'll probably get added to the list, which means we'll get around to doing it sometime around January. Also, graduation for WrexSoul has eaten massive amounts of time and so he's been avoiding doing his work on the Stove. Let's get him. Also in case anybody cares June 15th is my birthday. Fine, I didn't want you to know! FINE! JERK! PERVERT!! ___________________________________________________________________________ We Need a Video Game Portal - WrexSoul ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Almost everyone who watches anime knows of THE Anime portal, the biggest, the best, the only one anyone cares about. Of course, I mean anipike.com. Everyone knows the Anime Web Turnpike and if you have an anime page, it's likely on there. If you're looking for anime info, you go there. What does this do for the anime community, especially on the web? Well, it makes it easier to find sites you're looking for, and it's easier to get hits if you have a site. Even crappy "UNDE RCONSTURCTION!!" pages on Geoshitties have thousands of hits. It's unfair, but it's true. It serves as a means for people to find sites, and for people to get their sites found, and it's good for that. Unfornately, there is no such portal for Video Games. There are huge collaborative pages like ign.com, and large webpage sites that work together on 'networks' of homepages, such as the gamespy network... But there are no general unbiased portal or link pages that work together with every video game page treated equally, whether it some crappy xoom.com page, or if it is a huge corporate page like squaresoft.com. We need one like that, because it's so hard to find anything on any particular game without going to a massive file collection site like rpgamer.com or the billions of "VG News" pages, which I won't even start to mention. Not only that but where would people find our amazingly brilliant page? My point? I think that we nee dot work together and start a video game portal, like anipike.com. Then we can get undeserved hits for many and a lot of deserved hits for good sites. After all, mediocre sailor moon pages have tens of thousands of hits and they sure as hell don't deserve them. So it will be a boon for the entire video game community to build this. Uh, yeah. That's all. ___________________________________________________________________________ What the FUCK Happened to Your Comics?! - Evk ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Hey good question. Put down the gun and let's talk. We've been busy here at the Stove, what with WrexSoul graduating, having his grandparents take over the computer and falling down a well. Sadly on the list of priorities comics comes in pretty low because they're hard to do and they don't give you an immediate feedback. As soon as we get tooled up again, they'll be back, we swear. ___________________________________________________________________________ Problems With Advanced Page Stuff - WrexSoul ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ I realized the other day that our page runs really sittily in anything other than Netscape 4.08+. Especially since we love png files. Ah the bane of technology. Oh yeah, I think I'm going to add a splash page to keep from confusing people who come and don't know what the fuck is going on. Also, a text-only list of links. Also, I wish IE didn't screw up layers. If it didn't, and just left Netscape's established protocol be, seing as they created the prescidence on layers, then Salamando would work in IE too. But tags don't like IE and neither do I. ___________________________________________________________________________ Where Have All the Hits Gone? - Evk ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Man, I remember when we used to get 350 a week. Now we're lucky if one drunken space-hussy wanders in to use the bathroom. Where did you all go, people? My guess is our lack of updating made people not come back. Well, they can stay out. We appricate you, the true fans, who keep coming back. Hello? Anybody out there? ...helllloooo? ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ II. Bonus Material ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ ___________________________________________________________________________ Bubble Bobble Dance Mix - WrexSoul ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Well, there's nothing quite like taking an old old video game song and making it techno. At least that seems to be the trend nowadays. At any rate, this has serious humor value and isn't bad either. Download, listen, adore. http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/bubble_bobble_dance_mix.mp3 ___________________________________________________________________________ Hate Mail - WrexSoul ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ It seems just recently we have gotten several pieces of hate mail all at once! Well, various people did, but the point is this is humerous. First, the mail: >From: "nall cat" >To: evk@salamando.net >Subject: FUCK YOU >Date: Tue, 09 May 2000 22:42:12 EDT >MIME-Version: 1.0 >X-Originating-IP: [24.161.54.1] >Received: from 38.102.6.83 by www.hotmail.com with HTTP;Tue, 09 May 2000 >19:42:12 PDT > >HEY YOU DIRTY FUCK I READ YORU LUNAR REVIEW AND FUCK YUO. I THINK ITS A >GRAET GAME WAHT DO YOU KNOW YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!! ITS A GREAT STORY ID LIKE TO >SEE YOU DO BETTER? OK SHUT UP ALSO YOU SAID GRAPHICS BAD I THINK THIER >BEUTAFUL. THE STORY IS SO TOUCHIGN FUCK YOU YOU MUST BE STONE!~ LUNARS A >GREAT GAME I BET YOU CNAT DO BETTER FUCKER > >FUCK YUO This is so beautiful. I didn't know people this lame even existed except for in fairy tales and on IRC! I mean- who on earth would write something this bad? The answer: Nall666@hotmail.com. Judging by that, it becomes pretty obvious. Don't believe me? Look below. (hideon message) Nall666@hotmail.com Nall: He is obsessed with Lunar. This means he obviously has severe brain trauma. Not only that but he liked the plot, showing low intelligence also apparent by his low, sloping brow. On top of this, his favorite character is NALL. This means he obviously has the capacity of a 5 year old and is probably confused by the plots of Saturday morning cartoons. 666: He's obviously a REALLY COOL DOOD. In other words, a total 13 year old high school lamer. They alawys add 666 to the end of their names in a symbol of stupid rebellion because :O GASP it's SATANIC!!!!!! REALLY THEY'LL CAST A HEX ON YOU, FAGGOT!!!111 He's probably also in Remedial Math III and Underwater Basketweaving in High School. @hotmail.com means he's dumb, unoriginal, and poor. He can't get an email address anywhere cool like @geek.com or some place not shitty. Also, he joined hotmail AFTER the release of Lunar, meaning he is new to the net, and thereby inherently lame. Of course, this is apparent by other things (i.e. misspelling "Fuck you", talking in all caps). Also it makes him have no excuse for joining hotmail because this was after the Microsoft takeover, and it became MSN Hotmail, which made it very shitty. Send him mail showing your love and adulation. Or don't. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rojimbo Rampage - Evk ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Is your life a howling void of emptiness? Why not fill it with Rojimbo Rampage, where you get to kick a guy in the junk? Watch out, he'll kick you in your cyber-junk if you lose. Works for Texas Insturment T-85+ calculators, so you can kick junk instead of learn in stupid math class. http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/rojimbo.85g ___________________________________________________________________________ Roll Nude -Evk ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Blessed be, if this isn't an example of why we shouldn't be out on the streets what is? Lovingly hand-crafted by WrexSoul, it's a paragon of class... Roll Nude. GOOD LUCK MEGAMAN!! http://salamando.2y.net/downloads/rollnude.png This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands. - WrexSoul ___________________________________________________________________________ Games We Don't Miss - Evk ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Sure, we all remember the classics. But what about games that just blow and we're glad are gone? Here's a retrospective. http://salamando.2y.net/magazine/ss4b.txt ___________________________________________________________________________ The Nintendo Situation - Ridley ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ (WrexSoul): So the other day I was talking to this guy who was going to get us the Megaman X2 and X3 soundtracks. Cool. Then he decided to write us an article. Even cooler. So now in a fit of restless sleep you get to see the kind of thing that people send us at 3 AM. Also, if you use a secret ASCII decoding program, you can make out the images of two chocobos fornicating with a man and his clone. Indeed, the wonders never cease. http://salamando.2y.net/magazine/ss4c.txt ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ III. Up and Coming ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ ___________________________________________________________________________ You Really Want to Know!? - WrexSoul ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Well, you can't handle the truth! You can handle it? Well okay... The truth is I don't have any clue. Summer is coming, and while there is half a dozen things I plan on doing there's no way I can tell what I'll get done until I do it. So instead of more empty promises, I'll just say "We're going to try to be busy." Also, I will steal your wallet while you're not looking. But somethign I personally will be doing is revamping the page. I am adding a new opening page, text-only article links, and other fun stuff. I also need to redo most of the layout. Well, some of it. Also, news. Also, I need to fix all the links so they go to salamando.2y.net. Also, adding downloads sections and possibly an archive of past newsletters. You know, general stuff that isn't new articles. That's what I get to look forward to in the monring. Aren't you happy now?! Slaving away all day over a hot Stove and what do I get? Cold Salamando and two week old articles. Well, I'm leaving, and I'm taking the children! ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ IV. Interaction ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ ___________________________________________________________________________ Submit Ideas/Articles - WrexSoul ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Still open, but we need to stress what we're looking for: 1. Video Game stuff 2. Funny. I know that's subjective, but not by much. I will try to help, but realize that if I'm too lazy to write my own damn articles... BUSY I mean, doing behind the scenes stuff.... yeah... ___________________________________________________________________________ More Shit we Want - Evk ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Last time we gave you a list of shit we want. We got most of it, so in the spirit of we're too lazy to go look ourselves, here's our new wish list. Asuka 120% Burning Festival Final DexDrive save with the hidden charecter: I'll be your freind. Any MM soundtrack (except MM1) - For adding to Salamando Radio. I already have Megaman 1 soundtrack. We did'nt get this yet. Lufia soundtracks - I want it! WAHHHHHhhh Tobal No 1. soundtrack - still waiting for this, people Willing to trade - Still. ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ V. Save Your Game? ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ We have been getting more feedback/recognition, people! Good job. But if you really want to help us, make people visit. We don't get anything if we get no hits. Not like we get money or anything anyways, but dammit we LIKE getting hits. And now that we have something easy to remember like www.salamando.net, where can we go wrong? I don't know but we sure have been the last couple of weeks. Mabye when summer rush hits, the tables will be turned, but until then only you can make a difference. You, and the cute talking animal. You know, the annoying one. Yeah, I don't even know why he's in my party, but I don't have a choice, do I? ___________________________________________________________________________ Contact Information ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ WrexSoul http://salamando.2y.net/misc/wrexsoul.html wrexsoul@salamando.net ICQ: 902240 AIM: WrexSoulll (Auf Deutsch) \/. vvv Evk X Damascus http://salamando.2y.net/misc/evk.html evk@salamando.net ICQ: 11029633 AIM: ArchEvk (on when working in the comp labs) Also: Avk, Sadbot, and other robots you havn't met yet. ___________________________________________________________________________ A Switch! Why Don't I Press it and See? ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Preach the word, brothers! New: http://salamando.net/ Occasionally there are posts: http://avian76.virtualave.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=11 We need to make this for video games: http://www.anipike.com/ Crank J-E-N-O-V-A loud: (in Winamp, Add URL:) http://sradio.2y.net:8000 ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ IV. I Am a Closet Jock ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ ___________________________________________________________________________ Pretty Easy. Right, Puffy? - WrexSoul ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ It seems a lot is coming together at once- We're hosting off of Evk's computer now, we have a domain name (even if it is stolen/free), and school is ending. Why then do we have so little posted last month!? HUH!? I mean DAMN this month has been a standstill. Also, it's taken us 4 nights to write this bastard of a newsletter. Well with any luck, things will turn around on... the 24th, our first day of official Summer. Well, official as in having absoluetly uncontested schedules of open workingness to play with as I wish and frolick with little flowers and pink butterflies. Also the Stove. Isn't this a nice Summer dress? After all, Summer's what Summer dresses are made for! ___________________________________________________________________________ 33rd Edition and Counting - Evk ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Well, it's been fun, but now your day is done. It's six o'clock, time for your picnic to be broken up by stormtroopers. Etc. You know, I found writing these while operating on less than a few hours of sleep is good and good for me. Did you ever stop and think about the dinosaurs from bubble bobble? I mean, they go through 100 screens of trying to rescue thier girlfreinds, right? Why not just turn gay? It seems so much easier. ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ |[ ABNORMAL HAPPINESS, PROGRAM TERMINATION |[ ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ So, here we are, the end of another issue. Boy, it took a while, but 26904 characters later, here we are. As always, if you've read this far then you should already be sending us feedback or stuff we asked for, or mabye taking your dog out for a walk. Or sacrificing him to our God. C'mon, we did it all the time in the 30's. Anyway, that's the end of this issue. Mabye we'll have another one in a month or a month and a week or a month and two weeks. CHANGE!